a poem for Andrew (don't worry; you won't gag)
Tomorrow Andrew will sit down to take the GRE
He will pick up his pencil and think of me
No, you dork! You need to focus!
Look at the question: two plus three.
My, this is easy, Andrew will think to himself
“Five” he will confidently write
But as he looks around he realizes that by mistake
He has wandered into Math for El Ed, what an oversight!
He must dodge Mia’s flying projectile
As to his trusty green bike he will race
He will become a blur in the crowd,
A look of grim determination on his face.
A blur of speed, a blur of might, a blur which will
Flatten an innocent pedestrian walking
To her poetry class in a dream world,
Obliviously dreaming and conjugating and rhyming.
To his dismay Andrew will have to stop to scrape her up
When he notices her eyes are blue like skies
That predict a thunderstorm in the near future.
Everything else from Andrew’s brain flies.
“Sara!” he will exclaim with joy
“Andrew!” she will exclaim back
(Only, of course, in a more feminine way)
Melodious chimes will issue from the clock.
“Blimey! I’m late for the GRE!”
Now Andrew’s exclamation lacks luster
As he hops on his bike once more
And rides off with all the strength he can muster.
Into the classroom he will dash
The gears inside his brain will turn
His pencil will fill in little dots
Information and answers and formulas will churn.
The small black dots that speckle his sheet
Will remind him of pupils of eyes
Blue eyes, to be exact, and dreamily he will gaze
Out the window at the somewhat stormy skies.
A squeak of a chair, a scrape of a pencil
Will bring Andrew back to that place,
Hurriedly he will finish the problem
And the GRE he will ace.
25 Comments:
At 06 November, 2006 10:42 , Nathan said...
A lymerick
I heard Sara'd taken to verse
For Andrew - well what could be worse?
But this poem's not mush
So my food in a rush
Won't from my stomach reverse
At 06 November, 2006 10:43 , Nathan said...
(in fact, i actually like the poem quite a bit)
At 06 November, 2006 11:16 , Jessica said...
LOL!
At 06 November, 2006 14:41 , Anonymous said...
I don't know... I started to gag a bit
At 06 November, 2006 14:48 , Mia said...
What elementary ed math class was that...because I want to sign up for it. I'm not insulted because Andrew would not have aced that question without giving an indepth reason for why 2 + 3 equals 5...so a kindergartener would understand. Oh by the way it was a good poem even though it was inaccurate.
Love,
Mia
At 06 November, 2006 15:51 , Nathan said...
kara, you think that's gaggy?
maybe i'm desensitized from my many weary days and dark nights of chaperoning, but compared to the brute force of vomitousness in the ben and kyla days, the gag reflex doesn't tremor even the tiniest bit for this poem
At 06 November, 2006 18:12 , Andrew said...
That is an awesome poem Sara. And I seccond Nathan on the gaggy part; I don't really see it there Kara.
At 06 November, 2006 19:32 , SaraY said...
Well, I had to hear about how gaggy this was at dinner tonight from both of the Shingle Parasites who were home tonight...and both of them are usually inclined to be far more sappy than I, so it was quite unusual. I would hate to think that I caused the gag reflex to tremor, but since Jessica and Kara seem to be in the minority I'm not going to worry about them.
I have a few corrections to make...I hear the GRE is neither in a classroom nor taken with a pencil, but I decided against editing the piece in hopes that you would be able to ignore these deviations from the truth :-)
At 07 November, 2006 17:06 , Anonymous said...
Such poems demand a reply.
A limerick I, too, will try.
If that made you gag much,
I will not write such,
But, truthfully, it made me sigh.
Nice poem, Sara.
At 07 November, 2006 19:31 , Anonymous said...
You do have to remember that Andrew is my brother, and Sara is Jessica's sister...
At 07 November, 2006 19:39 , SaraY said...
I do believe you have a point, Kara. So far all the people inclined to gagginess--yourself, Jessica and Kristen--have been related to one of us. Nathan is an excellent example of a person who gags at the drop of an even barely romantic pin, yet he is unaffected. Thus I think my title stands. Keith is pretty much the opposite, being able to compose (I am sure) pages of verse on the drop of an incredibly mundane, non-love-inclined pin, but his testimony of non-gagginess is valid as well. I rest my case.
At 07 November, 2006 19:41 , Nathan said...
Poetry is now prolific
On this blog which is terrific
Sara's was fine
And so was mine
But Keith finally got gag-erific
At 07 November, 2006 19:49 , Nathan said...
I'm sorry I keep insulting you Keith . . . I feel bad.
But you have to understand, Kara and I have been making fun of each other's eccentrities for well over a decade or more now, so I can't help but extend the same courtesy to her boyfriend.
At 08 November, 2006 20:00 , Anonymous said...
No way. I just read that to Sara last night, but decided not to comment it on her blog.
At 10 November, 2006 17:10 , Anonymous said...
I like Nathan's limericks best. "Gaggerific" is a great word.
At 11 November, 2006 09:55 , Nathan said...
Indeed gaggerific is a good word. The more seasoned conversationalist attempts to work into into all the more sophisticated discussions of theology, philosophy, aesthetics and such.
At 11 November, 2006 20:11 , Anonymous said...
Courtesy itself must convert to insult of eccentricity while she hath such meet food to feed it...
or something like that.
And, unfortunately, composing anything takes more than the drop of a pin - unless it falls for a very long time.
At 11 November, 2006 23:12 , SaraY said...
Keith, I didn't mean that you could write prolifically while the pin was dropping. I meant that such an event could become the catalyst which spawns pages of verse. :=)
At 12 November, 2006 05:02 , Nathan said...
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At 12 November, 2006 05:04 , Nathan said...
My courtesy isn't turncoat. It doesn't turn to disdain and feed upon your eccentricities, Keith. But you know how it is . . .
Since I cannot prove a lover, to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days.
At 12 November, 2006 23:05 , Anonymous said...
Pray, liken me not to Beatrice, if Nathan is to play my Benedict.
At 13 November, 2006 13:32 , Nathan said...
Your Beatrice to my Benedict, Kara? Nay, you are rather Beatrice to Keith's Poet, the incarnation of love itself, that leads him through the spheres of Paradise.
At 13 November, 2006 16:45 , Anonymous said...
Sara and I are both gagging now.
At 16 November, 2006 09:18 , Nathan said...
don't gag too hard - you have to imagine it in a very ironic voice
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