pie

The residents of Stugan have picked the kind of pie most resembling each other.

Resident One: You're a banana cream pie!

Resident Two: Huh? (Conversation hitherto was not at all about pies.) Why?

Resident One: Because you're fluffy and blonde! What kind of pie am I?

Resident Two: (after a bunch of discussion about other things) I guess you're pumpkin because you like pumpkin brownies and all that.

Sadly, based on the ease of determining which resident is whom, there will be no prizes awarded for a correct guess. Please feel free to postulate anyway.